Dreaming Dreams, Eating Broccoli: Archive

boxedwineisclassy

supertruestory: Is way too intelligent and put together for her young age, which just makes her extremely awesome. And she cooks better than god (from what I’ve seen). She gave me an awesome idea on how to keep my pillow cases on my pillows while I toss and turn all night, so I will be her wingman one day and get her some strange. As promised. I’m blushing so hard right now, lady. you...

Jan 1st

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So much of my life consists of failed high-fives.

Dec 31st

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Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

There's gumbo in my tummy and a kitten on my...

I am thoroughly content.

Dec 27th

Dec 25th

tea-for-one: Fairytale of New York - The...

Dec 25th

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Want to know my favorite part of family holidays?

My family doesn’t settle for shitty beer like my friends do.

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

I just got home from the Hustler store and Scarlet...

That’s just about all the holiday shopping I can handle. In related news, I had no idea the “things that smell like food and the ocean to drip on people while you bone them” business was so huge.

Dec 24th

Dec 23rd

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Pocket just pooped in my closet and then tried to...

My cat is a douchebag sometimes.

Dec 22nd

I could use a distraction.

Aim: peppermintleaves email: acaciayashinsky@gmail.com

Dec 21st

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It's ridiculous that I can feel this lonely in a...

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Sorry, peach salsa.

My taste buds will not stand for your shenanigans.

Dec 20th

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Dec 19th

Dec 18th

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Oh hello, roasted asparagus wrapped in prosciutto.

Dec 17th

Ways in which I have out-geeked myself today

My shirt has a diagram of DNA on it. I discussed the chemical makeup of the Milky Way earlier. I just made a neopets account. My neopet is named Penicillium_spp because blue Jubjubs look like mold.

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

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i painted Starry Night on my fingernails.

(via tea-for-one) I was super proud of the leopard print I just painted on my nails, but this just blows it out of the water.

Dec 14th

They really have a strong bond, eh?

My 10 year old brother, Hunter: My girlfriend is prettier than Tyshaun's.
Me: You have a girlfriend?
Hunter.: Of course I do.
Me: What's she like?
Hunter: I don't know...she wears vests.

Dec 11th

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I just cut a canvas board with a saw.

I’m one step closer to achieving my goal of turning logs into grizzly bear sculptures with chainsaws.

Dec 11th

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I've lost my sketchbook.

I rotate between four different houses every week, so I had assumed that it would show up once I made this week’s rounds. Well, the week is through, and I still can’t find it.

Dec 11th