Dreaming Dreams, Eating Broccoli

May 24

I found an awesome picture of myself from last summer when cigarettes and I were still bffs.

I found an awesome picture of myself from last summer when cigarettes and I were still bffs.

gpoy

gpoy

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May 23

Let’s just appreciate together how awesome I am at grilled cheese. (Taken with instagram)

Let’s just appreciate together how awesome I am at grilled cheese. (Taken with instagram)

dumpdumpinthegut:

rumpshaker:

YES

Bobby Hill 4 lyfe.

This could easily become a King of the Hill appreciation blog.

dumpdumpinthegut:

rumpshaker:

YES

Bobby Hill 4 lyfe.

This could easily become a King of the Hill appreciation blog.

(Source: arandomgirlinarandomworld)

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May 22

bidismalls:

dont tempt me. .

bidismalls:

dont tempt me. .

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sweeneytravis:

hiibachi:

flyingblades:

how does that happen? lmao

never not funny

This is why we wear belts folks.

favorite gif forever

sweeneytravis:

hiibachi:

flyingblades:

how does that happen? lmao

never not funny

This is why we wear belts folks.

favorite gif forever

(Source: crappyhomemadegifs, via matthewkemph)

May 19

samuel-rules:

a house full of artists and i can’t find a single fucking pencil

This problem is relevant to my life.

May 18

For real though, Piper has the shmoopiest face.

For real though, Piper has the shmoopiest face.

Sometimes everything is the worst, and I guess now I’m stuck in a lease for a few more months with an apartment complex that didn’t tell me they had a bedbug infestation when I moved in, so I just had to throw away all of my blankets and cozy furniture and I’ve also been crying all day because I can’t sleep in a place where bugs try to devour me if I lay down and sleep deprivation is legitimately driving me insane. And maybe my friends are all going insane for the same reasons and other reasons that are unique to them, and we’re bickering constantly because who else will put up with it and still hang out with us? but I guess things are alright, because I can snuggle with this tiny baby any time and she knows that when my big brother and I make a pallet on the floor that her spot is right in between our tummies. 

Sometimes everything is the worst, and I guess now I’m stuck in a lease for a few more months with an apartment complex that didn’t tell me they had a bedbug infestation when I moved in, so I just had to throw away all of my blankets and cozy furniture and I’ve also been crying all day because I can’t sleep in a place where bugs try to devour me if I lay down and sleep deprivation is legitimately driving me insane. And maybe my friends are all going insane for the same reasons and other reasons that are unique to them, and we’re bickering constantly because who else will put up with it and still hang out with us? but I guess things are alright, because I can snuggle with this tiny baby any time and she knows that when my big brother and I make a pallet on the floor that her spot is right in between our tummies. 

May 17

BFFs with summer (Taken with instagram)

BFFs with summer (Taken with instagram)

May 16


People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.



Oh man

People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.

Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.

Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.

2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.

There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.

There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.

There are over 600 pokemon.

Oh man

(Source: itsjeremiah, via matthewkemph)

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May 13

Alice Pooper is a tiny regal gentleman.
Taken with instagram

Alice Pooper is a tiny regal gentleman.
Taken with instagram

May 12

ha! My heart started racing as soon as I saw this. 

ha! My heart started racing as soon as I saw this. 

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