#1 BIRTHDAY PRINCESS
- I woke up in my roommate’s bed this morning wearing only my skirt and bra, which was confusing.
- apparently I puked all over my bathmat last night
- An old lady at cracker barrel asked me to smell a teddy bear earlier.
- I just picked up a chunk of leftover steak in my hand and ate it.
and my real birthday party isn’t even until tonight
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supertruestory said:
Happy Birthday my sugar! Be safe, but have fun.
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